From Beach Fees to Exit Taxes: New Jersey's Guide to Emptying Your Pockets

Welcome to New Jersey, the Garden State, where your wallet feels like it's constantly being pruned by a pair of financial shears. As you contemplate fleeing to greener pastures, let’s take a deep dive into the various costs, taxes, and other delightful expenses that make living here so "special." Buckle up, because we’re about to embark on a journey through the economic landscape of New Jersey that’ll leave you wondering if you’re on a roller coaster or a highway filled with toll booths.

The High Cost of Living

First, let’s talk about the cost of living in New Jersey. According to the U.S. News & World Report, New Jersey ranks as the third most expensive state to live in. Congratulations! Only Hawaii and California beat us in this dubious honor. The median home price in New Jersey is around $360,000, significantly higher than the national median of $295,000. Renting isn’t much better, with average monthly rents hovering around $1,400 for a one-bedroom apartment. And let's not even start on property taxes yet. Oh, wait...

Property Taxes: The Great Wallet Drain

New Jersey is the national champion of property taxes, with an average rate of 2.49%. To put this in perspective, the average homeowner shells out over $8,700 annually. Yes, that's every single year. Compare that to the national average of about $3,700, and you can see why New Jerseyans are a little grumpy. If property taxes were an Olympic sport, we'd have more gold medals than Michael Phelps.

Car Insurance: Highway Robbery

Car insurance in New Jersey is another wallet-buster. The average annual premium is around $1,500, which is about 30% higher than the national average. Why? Blame it on the dense population, high traffic volumes, and, let’s face it, some aggressive driving habits.

Want a cheaper rate? Sure, just move to Ohio, where the average annual premium is around $900. But who needs those savings when you can experience the thrill of merging onto the Turnpike at rush hour?

Fines: The Hidden Cost of Living

Let’s not forget the plethora of fines you might encounter. From speeding tickets to parking violations, New Jersey knows how to extract every last dime. Speeding fines can range from $85 to $260, not including the potential hike in your already astronomical insurance rates. And parking tickets? Forget about it. In cities like Newark, you might as well just hand over your wallet upon arrival.

Building Permit Costs: Remodeling Your Wallet

Thinking about remodeling your house? Be prepared to navigate the labyrinthine world of building permits. The cost for a building permit in New Jersey can range from $50 to several thousand dollars, depending on the scope of your project. For example, a simple deck addition might cost you around $200, but a more extensive renovation could set you back thousands. And let’s not forget the time you’ll spend dealing with the red tape, which is priceless.

Beach Fees: Paying for Sand

Ah, the Jersey Shore! Miles of beautiful beaches… and beach fees. Yes, in New Jersey, you have to pay to enjoy the natural beauty of our coastline. Beach tags can range from $5 to $10 per day, or you can opt for a seasonal tag for $50 to $100. So, while other states let you frolic in the sand for free, we prefer to charge you for the privilege. Who said beaches should be free, anyway?

Tolls: Pay to Play on the Parkway

Driving in New Jersey is an adventure in itself, but add in the tolls, and it's like playing a video game where every level costs you a dollar or two. The Garden State Parkway and the New Jersey Turnpike are the main culprits here. The Turnpike tolls vary based on the distance traveled, but you can easily spend $10-20 on a single trip.

Let’s not forget the bridge and tunnel tolls connecting New Jersey to New York City. The George Washington Bridge, Lincoln Tunnel, and Holland Tunnel each charge $16 for a one-way trip. That’s right, $16 to leave New Jersey. At least it’s free to come back—maybe because they know no one really wants to. Wait, don’t forget New York City’s recent ‘Congestion Tax!

Gas Tax: Filling Up Your Tank and Emptying Your Wallet

New Jersey's gas tax is another financial hurdle for residents. As of 2023, the Garden State's gas tax stands at 41.4 cents per gallon, placing it the #9 highest in the nation. This steep tax contributes to the overall high cost of living in New Jersey, adding to the financial burden on commuters and residents alike. . So, while filling up your tank, remember that a significant portion of your money is going straight to the state, making each trip to the pump a painful reminder of the cost of living in New Jersey.

Exit Tax: The Price of Freedom

Considering moving out of New Jersey? Don’t celebrate just yet. Our state has an "Exit Tax" for anyone selling a home and moving out of state. Officially called the "Nonresident Withholding Tax," this delightful fee is designed to ensure you don’t escape without giving New Jersey one last chunk of your money. The tax requires sellers to withhold 2% of the sale price or 8.97% of any capital gains, whichever is higher. It's like paying a ransom for your own freedom.

Sales Tax: The State's Share of Your Spending

New Jersey’s sales tax rate is 6.625%. While this might not seem too high compared to other states, it’s worth noting the various exceptions and additional local taxes that can creep up on you. For example, in certain Urban Enterprise Zones, you’ll pay a reduced rate of 3.3125%. But don't get too excited; the list of taxable goods and services is extensive, ensuring the state gets its cut from almost every transaction.

Stats and Rankings

For those who love stats, here are a few more numbers to chew on:

Should You Stay or Should You Go?

Living in New Jersey is like being in an abusive relationship with your finances. The high costs, relentless taxes, and constant fees can make you feel like you’re always one step away from financial ruin. However, despite all these drawbacks, there’s something about New Jersey that keeps people here—the culture, the proximity to major cities, and yes, even the beaches (fees and all).

If you’re considering escaping from New Jersey, you’re not alone. Many residents dream of moving to states with lower taxes and a cheaper cost of living. But before you make a run for it, remember to budget for all those extra expenses that come with living in the Garden State. Whether you stay or go, at least you’ll be well-informed about the financial hurdles that await you.

So, here's to New Jersey, the land where your money goes to disappear. Cheers to surviving another day in the Garden State!

Kevin Hill

Kevin Hill is a 20 year+ real estate professional with Keller Williams Valley Realty in Woodcliff Lake, NJ who escaped to sunny South Florida for 5 years but “Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in!” and moved back to the Garden State. If you have any questions or want to see a topic covered in my blog, contact me at Kevin@escapefromnewjersey.com or 201-214-1349.

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